1. When you’re in a bad head space, crying is exactly like throwing up.
    The build up is gut wrenching, but after it’s all over you feel temporarily relieved.

  2. His hyper-extension is rediculous!

  3. ACCCCURATE!

    ACCCCURATE!

  6. Sick and tired of being a Molly!

  7. Oh so accurate.

    Oh so accurate.

  9. Time to do some serious ass whipping of my own!

    Time to do some serious ass whipping of my own!

  10. I was so stupid to think that this time would be different. I was silly to think that I deserved anything worth making me happy.

About me

If you be my Valentine, I will love you.
If you don't, I'll turn you into shoes.